“You don’t see me but I threw you the obvious just to see if there’s more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy.”

“You don’t see me but I threw you the obvious just to see if there’s more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy.”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

theimpalaishome:

supernatural-black-hole:

kentwinchesterluver:

he is possibly the sassiest person alive

except that he’s not alive

frowns loudly

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

nudityandnerdery: dianariggslegs: Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women. Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women. Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever. Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon. The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him. Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.

Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.

The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.

secretly-john-watson:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thestupidsunflowerseed:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

I want to know that I’m not alone in this…

Every single day

every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one

24/7

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him