men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch
some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini
A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT
a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.